All Future Dates, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Husbands, Wives, Flings, DILFs (Dads I’d Like To Fuck), MILFs, Chubby Chasers (yes, I’ve gained a few COVID pounds), Booty Calls, Situationships, Rhinos (Male Cougars), Cougars, Side-Pieces, Sugar Daddies, Sugar Mamas, or New BFFs, please see below, date, and sign.
The Non Disclosure Agreement has been drafted for your protection.
So read it carefully.
Relationships are tricky. When things don't work out, instead of stabbing you with a ball-point pen (FYI, fountain pens are way sharper), we take every experience we've ever had with you, and pen that shit to paper... or more realistically, post about it online. So let’s put our Johnny Hancocks in writing first, knowing that WHATEVER happens, it’ll stay strictly between us!
